http://www.yaleman.org a blog by James Hodgkinson Thu, 19 Jan 2012 11:10:42 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 http://www.yaleman.org/2009/05/20/religion-101-the-final-exam/ http://www.yaleman.org/2009/05/20/religion-101-the-final-exam/#comments Wed, 20 May 2009 13:55:27 +0000 James http://www.ricetek.net/?p=441 As much as I’m not one to post religious things on my blog, I had to post this awesome final exam for your religion… here’s a taste:

• In the Judeo-Christian tradition, we always look to the Bible as a guide. In this example, your teenage son has returned home from the prom intoxicated. The Bible’s instruction is:
  1. Sit him down for a heart to heart talk
  2. Enroll him in AA
  3. Take away his driving privilege for one month
  4. Smash his head in with rocks
• In this example, your son-in-law, returned from his honeymoon, has just told you he suspects your daughter was not a virgin on their wedding night. Wishing to abide by God’s holy rules as laid out in the Bible, you should:
  1. Ask him if he was a virgin before you do anything
  2. Advise him to forgive her
  3. Talk to your daughter
  4. Go find those rocks

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