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As much as I’m not one to post religious things on my blog, I had to post this awesome final exam for your religion… here’s a taste:

• In the Judeo-Christian tradition, we always look to the Bible as a guide. In this example, your teenage son has returned home from the prom intoxicated. The Bible’s instruction is:
  1. Sit him down for a heart to heart talk
  2. Enroll him in AA
  3. Take away his driving privilege for one month
  4. Smash his head in with rocks
• In this example, your son-in-law, returned from his honeymoon, has just told you he suspects your daughter was not a virgin on their wedding night. Wishing to abide by God’s holy rules as laid out in the Bible, you should:
  1. Ask him if he was a virgin before you do anything
  2. Advise him to forgive her
  3. Talk to your daughter
  4. Go find those rocks

You Are An INTP

The Thinker

You are analytical and logical – and on a quest to learn everything you can.
Smart and complex, you always love a new intellectual challenge.
Your biggest pet peeve is people who slow you down with trivial chit chat.
A quiet maverick, you tend to ignore rules and authority whenever you feel like it.
In love, you are an easy person to fall for. But you’re not an easy person to stay in love with.
Although you are quite flexible, you often come off as aloof or argumentative.
At work, you are both a logical and creative thinker. You are great at solving problems.
You would make an excellent mathematician, programmer, or professor.
How you see yourself: Creative, fair, and tough-minded.
When other people don’t get you, they see you as: arrogant, cold, and robotic.

Yup, that’s me.

You are a Mouse!

Mice are usually well-liked, but not nearly as outgoing as some of the other popular species. Part of you likes your little hole-in-the-wall getaway, but you still need to have your close friends, too. You’re not the center of the crowd like some others, but who needs that mess?

As usual, click here to take the test yourself – meme stolen from RMB

Your result for what Invader Zim character are you?… You are Gir (88% Gir)

Take what Invader Zim character are you? at HelloQuizzy

It’s perfectly normal to hear “man bikini cafe” when someone says “lamborghini cafe” right? Oh bother.