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One of the guys at work referred to the large hadron collider as “the big kaleidoscope” today and thus the large hardon kaleidoscope meme was born.

ANZ has a new logo. What the hell? Do they want to give me a hug? Is it something to do with anime? Or is it just some weird stylised crap that makes no sense.

I think it is the last one, personally. ANZ, please fire your graphic designers, they are making too much money and spending it on crack again.

From here on news.com.au

The 18-year-old youth was 17 and on a learner’s permit when he stole a Holden Rodeo ute at a party at Cheltenham in Melbourne’s southeast, the Moorabbin Kingston Leader reports.

Wait, was he eighteen or seventeen? Gah, you guys suck.

Good idea: Walking for fitness to lose weight.
Bad idea: Walking to Sushi Train.

Good idea: Not wearing shoes as it’s better for your feet.
Bad idea: Not wearing shoes as I twist my feet when I walk and developed two nice fat blisters last night.

As much as I’m not one to post religious things on my blog, I had to post this awesome final exam for your religion… here’s a taste:

• In the Judeo-Christian tradition, we always look to the Bible as a guide. In this example, your teenage son has returned home from the prom intoxicated. The Bible’s instruction is:
  1. Sit him down for a heart to heart talk
  2. Enroll him in AA
  3. Take away his driving privilege for one month
  4. Smash his head in with rocks
• In this example, your son-in-law, returned from his honeymoon, has just told you he suspects your daughter was not a virgin on their wedding night. Wishing to abide by God’s holy rules as laid out in the Bible, you should:
  1. Ask him if he was a virgin before you do anything
  2. Advise him to forgive her
  3. Talk to your daughter
  4. Go find those rocks